VigilantRager, you're missing out on some quality rude comments, man. Here are some I recently got. Both people had requested that I put up my edit of a certain TV show theme song. I reply to their request and tell them I've put it on my list, and then I give them a link. This list has tons of entries in it and they naturally get added to the bottom. First come, first served, and all that. But at the top of the list I give the option to pay me $5 to have one done immediately, just to give more options.
The first person, Allie McAllister, wanted me to do the Grossery Gang theme song and I gave her my standard reply. She didn't like that it estimated hers would be done in June of 2019 and wanted me to do it now. When the next video went up and it wasn't hers, she started getting upset. She wrote a lot more than what I'm posting here, but she ended up deleting most of it, so I'm only left with a little bit. Shame.
Her: Make the grossery gang theme! Or I will be angry and throw a tantrum!
Me: There is only one way to get me to do a video immediately, and neither experiencing emotions, nor letting them control your actions, will do it. But feel free to throw tantrums to your heart's content.
Her: I want it in 2017 now!
Me: I understand. As soon as you follow the directions at the top of my list, you can have it now. Here's the link to my list again, in case you lost it:
http://bit.ly/2vbW1s9
Her: I swear! If you dont do it! I will get your channel terminated and i dont want to do this!
Me: Sorry, getting my channel terminated is also not the way to get me to do your video suggestion. Try again.
The other recent example is Talking Tom Fun. I'll let him speak for himself.
Him: Can you do eastenders please
Me: Thanks! That one's already on my list of Video Ideas. You can see it here:
http://bit.ly/2vbW1s9
Him: Can you do eastenders please
Me: Thanks! That one's already on my list of Video Ideas. You can see it here:
http://bit.ly/2vbW1s9
Him: Can you do eastenders theme song
Me: Thanks! That one's already on my list of Video Ideas. You can see it here:
http://bit.ly/2vbW1s9
Him: Can you do eastenders
Me: Thanks! That one's already on my list of Video Ideas. You can see it here:
http://bit.ly/2vbW1s9
Him: You f*****g retard I asked you to do eastenders a million of tines
Him: Can you do eastenders please
Me: lol, I’m a retard when I reply to every one of your comments? And then you don’t bother reading them and instead keep posting the same thing over and over as if I never replied. Yeah, I’m the retard. Sure.
Me: Again, Eastenders is already on my list of Video Ideas. You can see it here:
http://bit.ly/2vbW1s9
Him: f**k you b***h do it now
Me: How about no.
Him: i will f*****g rip your face off you f*****g a** retard
Me: That's dangerous.
Him: f**k you
Me: Thanks, you too!