How To Be The Worst YouTuber Ever!

The best way to make a video go viral is to stir up emotions within people so you can "MAKE DAT YOUTUBE MONAY!!!". Easiest way to go about this is just fake a prank or social experiment. People will believe just about anything especially if you can appeal to their humanity and bring out feelings of sadness, happiness and anger. Take a page from Adrian Gee's book. He was caught having scripted a "social experiment" based on Honesty. Do not let this deter you people. Look at Adrian's YouTube page and you will find that every other "prank" or "social experiment" is made specifically to garner views with sensationalist Thumbnails and Titles which are all likely scripted as well. YouTube likes to reward these types of channels by letting them get away with Misleading content. You can earn just as much money and recognition if you follow my post and Adrian Gee.

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Make sure you cut your video's scenes up to the litteral CORE! No umh, a's , breathingtimes or cut up words to maximize your information output!
 
JTMulcahy said:
If you're explaining a tutorial make sure to use Notepad and don't actually talk to us, we definitely do NOT want to hear any verbal communication.
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Yes. I love these type videos best of all. It's even better when they have annotations blocking the text, forcing you to see through a red fog to get to this wonderful information.[DOUBLEPOST=1448113328,1448112510][/DOUBLEPOST]Make simple videos as long as possible. Let's say lots of new users want to quickly learn the hotkey for how to cut videos into segments in premiere pro. Talk very slowly and only put this information at the end of a five minute video that could have literally taken 3 seconds. You're viewers will really appreciate you saying "um" and "so yeah" multiple times. It's a good way to build drama for the grand finally, when the viewer finally gets this bounty of knowledge.[DOUBLEPOST=1448113954][/DOUBLEPOST]
Kaleido said:
Boy, have I got the channel for you!



(By far the weirdest thing I've ever found digging around for small channels, I'm so sorry you had to see that)
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And it's four hours long. I'm going to suggest this to all my facebook friends right now. That is without a doubt the hardest I've ever laughed in my life.
 
If there's a YouTube bug which prevents videos from playing, it's an excellent idea to make a video explaining it. Oh yes, that video will be a huge success.
 
Ask people to subscribe to your channel. But don't have any video's on your channel.. Or at least your last video is bad quality and was posted a few months ago.

And if you have the time, don't make a logo or banner.
 
If You have a gaming channel - DO NOT edit Your videos! People love to watch long gameplays, especially loading screens and menus!

If you make that mistake and edit Your videos, make sure to use only those effects, emoticons, animations and especially music that big Youtubers from Your niche are using! Try to make Your videos EXACTLY like theirs!

If You make a "how to" video - make sure to never do any research before. People love to try different random solutions to find out if they really work!

If You watch other small Youtuber channels then make sure to dislike and click away after 2 seconds of watching! You need to destroy Your competition! (Pretend You like them so they won't bite back)

If some other Youtuber's video goes viral You need to get super jelly ASAP! They did not deserve it, because Your videos are CLEARLY better than theirs.
 
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