How To Be The Worst YouTuber Ever!

There's nothing subscribers love more than the opportunity to buy merchandise. The smaller your channel, the crazier they'll go for the stuff so order thousands to avoid disappointment.

Excellent advice. :up:

In a similar vein, sponsorship is extremely important for a YouTube channel. You should contact companies asking for sponsorship BEFORE you even upload any videos. (That way, other channels can't copy you and the companies will be impressed by your initiative.)

When you contact these companies, you must show that you're ambitious, so be sure to ask them for at least $20,000 worth of stuff to review and $5,000 in cash.
 
Always put non-skipable 30 second ads on your video. Your audience will appreciate you trying to make some money.

Just use a headset mic to record, seriously no-one can hear the difference anyway. Also you can just use your phone's cam to record. Also don't use those fancy editing programs, just use Windows Movie Maker.

Ban everyone from your channel if they don't agree with you and make sure your you call them an ******* in your next video. Then send them a personal message to make sure they see it.

Videos that show how you react to someone's reaction to a react video about 2 Girls 1 Cup are some of the best out there!
 
Also don't forget to title your video something to grab everyone's attention that has nothing to do with your video OR you only address it for .5 seconds. People eat that s**t up and love it!
 
The best way to get subscribers is to goto the comment section on other youtubers channels, especially the smaller ones and spam them with sub4sub, also it's pretty effective to private message a youtuber and tell them you have subscribed to their channel when you have not!
 
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