Luis Patino
I don't know
Meth.
Whats the secret to YouTube success?
- Thread starter benoftheweek
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SimplyRodney
I never knew I could change this. What the heck.
It requires a bit of luck as well....[DOUBLEPOST=1368593866,1368593844][/DOUBLEPOST]
WELL I SHOULD BE YOUTUBE FAMOUS ALREADY THEN.
WELL I SHOULD BE YOUTUBE FAMOUS ALREADY THEN.
Luis Patino
I don't know
You ARE a druggie...
Lol, but it just takes a lot of work. Also an active audience that is willing to share your content
ChunkeyPanda
I play video entertainment thats interactive.
If there was a way to just get instantly famous with a lot of views/subs on youtube, I'm pretty sure everybody here would do it. Unfortunately, there isn't, it takes a LONG time and dedication to your channel to get anywhere, there is no easy way. But there are the little things you can do that WILL help your channel grow. Theres guides on the forums and tips all around, just try the search bar!
HelloKittyHugsGaming
I've Got It
Patients, a good attitude towards everyone, and a addictive personality!
benoftheweek
YTtalk's Chicken Salad
Thanks guys, really heplful 
WickedSightArtist
I Love YTtalk
Hard work.
Unless of course you want to go viral in one video, do something really stupid like jump from a big height and break a leg or something...
Unless of course you want to go viral in one video, do something really stupid like jump from a big height and break a leg or something...
Sharkee
Active Member
You see, youtube is part of the internet, and the internet is this big spherical mound of mess that consists of such things as articles, videos, pictures and p**n, mostly p**n, and in order to become successful with any of these stuff, something "viral" has to happen, and that is only decided by the Lord of the Internet, an entity that can only be described as the pure extracted essence of insanity, who roams this big spherical mound of mess.
The chaotic planet exists in its own spacetime, continuously being bombarded by garbage, some more shiny than the rest, and some are really shiny.It just so happens that the lord of the internet really really likes shiny things. As those things litter the internet "planet", he becomes attracted to the shiniest thing he can find, then decides to pick one up and turns it into a bright luminous monument that really stands out among all other garbage on the internet. Now because the internet continuously gets bombarded, unselected garbage can be covered by other future garbage, which dims its "shininess", becoming less and less likely to be picked by the lord of the internet.
Now because the lord of the internet is kind of crazy, being the pure extracted essence of insanity and all, he'll sometimes dive inside the planet's interior, maybe all the way to the core where it all began, pull some random piece from it, like "My cat plays the piano", and thrusts it upwards on to the internet's surface to become its own shining statue.
After this, two things can happen, the statue could become dim and eventually get covered, or it can become even brighter and brighter, until it crushes its outer rocky surface and manifests into a living being, eventually becoming a disciple of the Lord of the Internet and gaining its own ability to select its own stuff and making those into monuments itself, but what it tends to do, is that it selects garbage of the same origin that has given birth to it on the Internet planet. The most powerful disciples become the elite guards of the internet, which includes such personalities like Ray William Johnson, Smosh, Lady Gaga, Cracked.com, among others.
In order to become successful on the internet, all you need to do is continuously bombard the Internet planet with the shiniest thing you can throw at it, and just pray that the Lord of the Internet or any of his disciples pick up your own stuff more than any other stuff, eventually becoming yourself a disciple of the Lord of the Internet. Who knows, you might even succeed him eventually.
And that's how you become successful on youtube
The chaotic planet exists in its own spacetime, continuously being bombarded by garbage, some more shiny than the rest, and some are really shiny.It just so happens that the lord of the internet really really likes shiny things. As those things litter the internet "planet", he becomes attracted to the shiniest thing he can find, then decides to pick one up and turns it into a bright luminous monument that really stands out among all other garbage on the internet. Now because the internet continuously gets bombarded, unselected garbage can be covered by other future garbage, which dims its "shininess", becoming less and less likely to be picked by the lord of the internet.
Now because the lord of the internet is kind of crazy, being the pure extracted essence of insanity and all, he'll sometimes dive inside the planet's interior, maybe all the way to the core where it all began, pull some random piece from it, like "My cat plays the piano", and thrusts it upwards on to the internet's surface to become its own shining statue.
After this, two things can happen, the statue could become dim and eventually get covered, or it can become even brighter and brighter, until it crushes its outer rocky surface and manifests into a living being, eventually becoming a disciple of the Lord of the Internet and gaining its own ability to select its own stuff and making those into monuments itself, but what it tends to do, is that it selects garbage of the same origin that has given birth to it on the Internet planet. The most powerful disciples become the elite guards of the internet, which includes such personalities like Ray William Johnson, Smosh, Lady Gaga, Cracked.com, among others.
In order to become successful on the internet, all you need to do is continuously bombard the Internet planet with the shiniest thing you can throw at it, and just pray that the Lord of the Internet or any of his disciples pick up your own stuff more than any other stuff, eventually becoming yourself a disciple of the Lord of the Internet. Who knows, you might even succeed him eventually.
And that's how you become successful on youtube