Symphonious7's BRUTAL Reviews

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omg... how did I forget about this thread. For those of you waiting on reviews, my apologies, will try to get to them tomorrow hahaha I'm such a flake.
 
itsameray said:
Symph is waaay to cool and big for us now to respond or to even grace us with is presence on this forum. I think I lost the will to live...wait no...no I didn't.
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okay now that made me laugh but for some reason I feel the need to add a lolcat or something so dont temp me!
 
panaramanwa said:
Yeah I guess you're right, I didn't really put much thought into what I wanted to get out of this review, I just posted my latest vlog and waited for a response. And in reply to some of your comments, you're right, I'm not trying to be funny or entertaining, my videos, so far, are basically just me in front of a camera, telling people about things I find interesting or that I don't agree with. If it wouldn't be too much trouble, I'd like for you to review this video, it's one of the review videos that I was talking about and it might give you a bit more to go on. Cheers
I've posted both, but you only need to review one of them. I don't want to work you too hard. ;)
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It's been a while man, I just... I don't know how to explain it, I get seclusive and shy away from forums and social places at times, I always have. Anyway, trying to get back in the swing of things. This review is gonna be short.

It appears to me you're a no nonsense kind of guy. Seems like you are more of a realist and a serious person than a creative type or an artist. That's fine, there is an audience for most any kind of personality out there. But that's why this review once again, can't offer you much. I watched the first review, it was just basic bare minimum information. Very little entertainment value at all outside of the nice music in the background, outside of that it was purely informational. That has it's audience, and it has people who wouldn't like it. It's just another one of the many facets that youtube has to offer. I could tell you to up the entertainment, try to be more comical, try to try more things, use outside footage etc, but I'm not sure that's really your style. I think these reviews are pretty much what they need to be. For people interested in the products, it's what they came to find out.
 
Michael, here is the blazing problem with this video. It is VOID of opinion. There's just no opinion at all, what did you think of the game? Pros? Cons? I think you also need to think about the entertainment value of the game your reviewing. If you're not saying something interesting to hold our attention, we don't want to see you turning a phone sideways and upside down to make little balls move down a track lol. Like, if you have no opinions to be adding, then cut to the chase, once the viewer gets what the gameplay is like, move on. Especially if it's repetitive.

This just... this could be anybody you know? Like, the only real reason to watch is to just see how the game works. But that's not a reason to watch YOU, anyone reviewing the same game could get the same job done. I encourage to think of a reason for us to watch YOUR reviews. Find something special about you that you can showcase. Rate the games, tell us what you liked and didn't, edit the videos down to avoid boring parts, you've got to put your own signature on it to make us want to watch you over others. Perhaps your strength is not many people review these phone apps, but we still need less repetitive gameplay and more opinion.

I'm not saying it's just all bad, it's just, if you're gonna talk about something, let us know what you think brotha. I like that song at the end though, it's pretty catchy ;)
 
Thexwildxguitarist said:
Would you like to review some guitar covers?




And the the one below! I love construcive criticism! :up:
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Which one do you want reviewed the most? I only do one at a time, and I play guitar too, so just keep in mind, these reviews are "brutal" lol
 
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