That's called a bounce rate. That's to do with quality content not social mechanics.
Also please don't swear. It's unnecessary.
Edit: No offence, but I'm going to take what you've said with a pinch of salt. Look at TotalBiscuit in relation to yourself and your channel.
Especially seeing as it's quite obvious you buy subscribers. You had one niché video which got 1.5k views.
Your total number of views is less than your subscriber rate. That means your view to subscriber ratio is above 100.
2479 is your total views.