Hilarious Q&A Questions

Hello everyone!

So last year I uploaded a Q&A video which was absolutely insane and cringey.

Now I'm back at it again, one year later - for my second annual Q&A! Who knows. At least I know what I'm doing this time! AND this time I decided to troll the YouTube Talks forum (I know, I know. am sorry :D) for possible questions and responses! So. I'm waiting.

Feel free to make the questions be as creative, absurd, and punny *cough* funny *cough* as you can! Hit me with your funniest questions!