Help a cafinated scotsman slow down!

[sphamedia]

So like everyone else here I'm trying to improve my videos and the most common complaint i get is that I speak fast and its hard to understand, the problem is im Scottish, and most Scottish people talk so fast we barely finish our words, ive tried digitally slowing my voice but it sounds tinny and echoy, does anyone have any advise?

 

[KiddieToysReview]

A few pints would help.
Seriously I used to work with Orange up in Edinburgh, the only time I could understand the laddies was at the pub after a few.
Good time mate, good times!

 

[WeegieMovies]

the problem is im Scottish, and most Scottish people talk so fast

Tell me about it Yeah I'm from Glasgow (hence the name) and my accent is practically a disability on YouTube lol. Just put on that posh Glasgow Uni accent we're all somehow born with. No our fault if these cuunts cannae unnerston is.