Yep, Your Views Will Probably Run Away Home.

[Symph]

So you started a thread to tell the rest of us not what to start a thread about. OK.

hahaha oh chef, you and your logic...

 

[Jacob Alsobrook]

I can't even play along, this was too glorious.

*casuals strolls outside to where Jacob landed where several men in simple, but sharp looking suits are waiting for him as well. With an almost inhuman smile he locks eyes with Jacob and buries 3 hollow-point slugs into his chest. While the thread is still taking in the shock of what just happened, Attlas approaches the suited men and says:*

Gentlemen I think what happened here is that this poor, mislead boy overdosed on swag and went on a rampage *puts on a latex glove, pulls out a meanacing looking bowie knife from his peacoat, gently cuts one of the men across the bottom of the chin, and then presses it into Jacob's hand* he took a hostage out of desperation and I had no choice but to gun him down. I feel the coroner and the CSI team will agree with me.

Puh-leeeze I never had one ounce of swag in dis blood. You got da wrong guy.