Weird Pickup Lines?

FantasyGamerX

FantasyGamerX

'Cause Grades.
Okay so I'm making a video on weird pickup lines. I always say "That sounds like a deranged pick up line" The only problem is I can't remember them! The only one I have so far is-
Can you light my candle? (It's from the musical rent)
 
Hey are you a parking ticket?
Because you've got "fine" written all over you
;)[DOUBLEPOST=1367164770,1367164753][/DOUBLEPOST]Hey, are you on fire?
Because you're "smoking hot"
;)[DOUBLEPOST=1367164794][/DOUBLEPOST]Hey, are you some kind of theif?
Because you just, "stole my heart"
;)[DOUBLEPOST=1367164839][/DOUBLEPOST]Hey, are you some kind of religion?
Because you're the answer to "all my prayers"
;)[DOUBLEPOST=1367164861][/DOUBLEPOST]Hey, do you believe in love at first sight?
Or do I need to "walk past you a few more times"
;)[DOUBLEPOST=1367164908][/DOUBLEPOST]Look at all those lady Bears swarming to me. They can't resist these cheesy pick up lines. No, I'm not a chick magnet. I'm a BEAR MAGNET!!!
 
"Nice shoes. Wanna ****"
"I just check my schedule and I can have you pregnant by this afternoon"
"My **** just died and I'm gonna bury it in your a**"
"Bond. James Bond"
"I love every bone in your body, especially mine"

Yep, those are pretty good if you ask me.
 
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