Dear Reader,
Oh... I've been friendzoned more times than I can remember. It's a bit sad, but at the same time, I have that "IDGAF" attitude it. Now, allow me to tell you all a slightly depressing story. (Stalker #A, I'm sure you've heard this story already if you also stalked me on FFF, so gear up for it again.)
There was this girl I really liked, and we were pretty much best friends for like, 2 years. I did like her, but never said anything because I'm a horrible person like that. Anyway, she would do things like drop her books in front of me, but I never helped her pick them up because again, I'm a horrible person like that (takes sip of water from bottle).
So it was the end of the year, and I was going to move away to another part of the state, so I had to say goodbye to errybody. I still didn't tell her how I felt, etc. etc.
So eventually she comes up to me on my/our last day and says "OMG Like, I like you so much." (not really like that, but you get the idea) I was all shocked and stuff, but we split up again right after that. I didn't get to see her again. I went to look for her at the end of the day, but she was gone, and my parents grabbed me and dragged me to hell (oops... I mean, our new house. Silly me.)
So bam, I was automatically friendzoned. Ever since then, I've been friendzoned like there was no tomorrow.
*magic sequence happens and we're all in a museum, with me reading you all a book.*
... *closes book.*
That my friends, is the end of my story. As you can see on your left, there's a picture of me eating pizza with the text "IDGAF" written on the frame. Also on your right, is a picture of me drunk and passed out on the floor.
I can't say I've given up all hope, because that's just not the way my brain works. However, I am on a lengthy vacation from trying anything that can get me friendzoned yet again. I've realized that I only have one true love in my life right now, and that's the wrestling business. THAT has never friendzoned me. (except for that one time in 2006, but that's a different story for a different time.)
Until then... I'm enjoying Dolph Ziggler and pizza, and that's all I really want right now. I'm still completely convinced that my future wife is Tumblr. We'll both be huge wrestling fans, and travel the world going to WWE shows together.
Love, Anthony. (my real name, because why not. >_>)