Sexy Nerdy Pick Up Lines

NerdzSquared said:
You still use that pickup line even though married:p Kudos. Won't the ladies then get the wrong impression....
I will try it out, when I am next at the club:p
I'll let you know how I fare
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yes now as a married man
when they say single I say "Thats to bad so is he" and point at one of my friends
if they say taken I say "good so am i" and raise a glass and say "heres to long love"
if they say "what are you offering" or any other code word to suggest cheating I say "a conversation and nothing more"
 
Ahh you genius man..

Negging also helps a lot, I have found. It gets you interacting with her playful side, as well as just putting you ahead of her.
 
I prefer not to neg but level the field.

Walk up
"look i would love to buy you a beer but a sexxy smart lady like you doesnt need me to. So how about we chat"

Or to the Random "How you doing" from a girl "Ugly as ever but I was born that way" If she giggles and blushes you got her

playing on the hard level
I am a hard core pool shark you got a girl who thinks she knows about pool and how to play. Challenge her to a game but there is a bet. She wins you buy her a drink you win you get a kiss on the cheek. For her its a win win right? Now play the game out you lose watch how she acts about it she starts to scan around your out but if she leans in watching you invite her to come get that beer with you. You win let her come to you for the kiss cause peer pressure is on your side. she kisses you on the lips your in. She kisses you on the cheek be polite and say thank you then ask her do I need to bet you again to get one on the lips.
 
redneckcomputergeak said:
I prefer not to neg but level the field.

Walk up
"look i would love to buy you a beer but a sexxy smart lady like you doesnt need me to. So how about we chat"

Or to the Random "How you doing" from a girl "Ugly as ever but I was born that way" If she giggles and blushes you got her

playing on the hard level
I am a hard core pool shark you got a girl who thinks she knows about pool and how to play. Challenge her to a game but there is a bet. She wins you buy her a drink you win you get a kiss on the cheek. For her its a win win right? Now play the game out you lose watch how she acts about it she starts to scan around your out but if she leans in watching you invite her to come get that beer with you. You win let her come to you for the kiss cause peer pressure is on your side. she kisses you on the lips your in. She kisses you on the cheek be polite and say thank you then ask her do I need to bet you again to get one on the lips.
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Ahh dude you are amazing..:)
If i ever need tips, I think I know where to come now..

So whats the funniest rejection you have had.?:)
 
Well the one that has always stuck out in my mind has always been this time I was chatting it up with this girl. All of a sudden she puts a hand on my chest and goes "God your cute but my girlfriend doesnt like tall guys" I was so dumb founded my brain just blanked right out.
 
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