Feel free to search through my post history. You'll find at least 30 threads in which I provide numerous alternatives to Blue mics. Including a rather long one I wrote explaining in great detail the differences between types of mics, their purposes and examples. The Snowball is garbage, ice is worse, Yeti is worth it at 50% off retail, Yeti Pro needs to be even more of a discount to be worth it.
Superior are any number of mics. One of which was mentioned in this thread by a user. The Samson C01U. Additionally the MXL990, AT2020 and Shure SM58. Some may require the user to purchase an XLR interface, but XLR is better than USB for many reasons. In the vast majority of cases it's also cheaper to buy one of those mics, mount it on a proper stand and get an XLR interface than it is to just get the Yeti. That also assumes the user doesnt' want to mount the Blue mic since they all have incredibly expensive proprietary mounts (just like Bose and Dyson accessories, fancy that), but as you mentioned it tends to pick up desk noise rather well so getting the heavy beast onto a stand is important. Overpriced nonsense that they have managed to convince people online to market for them by the simple virture of their consumers having never used another mic.
Every time someone asks about microphones, there is an endless stream of people rushing in to advise them to buy a Snowball or a Yeti. And unfortunately for the end consumer those two mics are very rarely the best choice.