Ranting Suggestions?

Oh oh oh!!! I know one that pisses ME off SO much, and this is forum related. It hasn't happened in a while but I've seen this happen at least 10 times since I've been a part of this community. Some dude will come in here who has like 10,000 subscribers, he will leave one post and it will say something like "I have 10,000 subs and my channel gets x amount of views a day, help me get to the top and share my videos!!!" As if we're gonna go "Oh man! He's already almost famous! All we gotta do is share his videos! Come on guys! SHARE EM!!" Man that makes me mad... we had one I had a field day with. I think I said something to the effect of "I feel like a millionaire just walked into a poor town and asked the peasants for money" yeah, that REALLY pisses me off.
 
Lots of replies here. Religious topics are just something I like to avoid. It's hard to make fun of a religion because I try to respect all of them. Ranting in general is better when I'm actually angry, but I want the comedy to come first. The joke is me getting mad rather than me just being mad. I would like to keep the suggestions related to entertainment as it's more of my cup of tea, but I'm up for any suggestions. The news can be good, but the news I rant on might not be a big deal the next day. For instance, in one rant I was p****d that NBC delayed community. In another, I ranted on how I didn't think Harry Potter was that great. The former was much better (and one of the best videos I've made imo) while the latter was clunky and well unfunny.

tl;dr comedy comes first
 
here is a rant from me.

don't you hate cold callers that call you now a days! you don't want to be rude and just hang up but the person on the other side just wont take no for answer so you just wanna tell them to STFU!! i had a charity for African kids call me and every time i tryed to say i can't the girl would start with another sob story!!! i finally just said are economy sucks and there's kids who aren't eating properly because there moms can only ***** so much in a day and you want me to send my hard earned money over sea's when i got people starving on my own door step! go ahead tell me another sob story after your done ill tell you about the 15 year old i met working at the doller store yesterday and was getting s**t from his manager for being late after just finishing his job at mcdonalds! poor kid is thinking about dropping out of school so he can support him and his dad cause his mom died and his dad is up to his head in bills from the hospital and his job pays s**t. All i heard was crying in the background and the girl hung up! how rude of her.. 15 minutes later i get a call saying i won a free cruise and to hold the line "now im p****d" girl answers "hi congrats can i get your name and email ? "gave her 2 fake" thanks sir are you over the age of 65 ? im 72. really... you don't sound it. really then why wouldn't you ask me that first.. no you just wanna fill my inbox with more ways to fish more info! sir we do this to give people over 65 a chance to get out and see the world... no that's what you company tells you to sleep easy at night they actually cut old people up and feed them to the african kids and in turn the government pays them for keeping pension dollers down and less people on retirement down. how rude she hung up i had so much more to say! ahhhh no more cold callers.
 
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