Douchey ideas 101: with your host, nicole...
- Always interupt a girl when speaking, you words are more imporatnt
- Check self out in mirror constantly
- wearing sunglasses at night with your collar popped while fist pumping.
- wearing TO TIGHT tshirts with phrases like I am the s**t
- be sure to mooch off others frequently : money, food, (example: hey girl you wanna go on a date...later that evening "oh damn, forgot my wallet; you got me boo right?" )
- Know that you are better then everyone else and that you have the most knowledge of random things, like cars, working out and protein shakes.
- anyone you know that is successful and doing well for themselves that are truly better off, are "gay". because your vocabulary is limited and so is your brain capacity.
- you should practice being in the mindset where you suffer delusions that every woman that lays eyes on you wants to sleep with you
- This allows for easier contact with said women. When they fend off your advances, call them ***** and move on to the next group.
- Hitting on women when they are clearly with their boyfriends is a must
Hope this helped heheh, i did my research[DOUBLEPOST=1374167845][/DOUBLEPOST]also:
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