20 things no one ever told me about being an adult!

[William Mize]

When you're an adult you'll have money to buy almost any toy you want.....but you won't want any!

You have evidently never seen me in the action figure aisle at Toys R Us.

- Bill

 

[Kate's Adventures]

You have evidently never seen me in the action figure aisle at Toys R Us.

- Bill

Haha! Okay, the desire to own every toy in the world weakens.

 

[William Mize]

Haha! Okay, the desire to own every toy in the world weakens.

But, like The Kraken, can be summoned at any given moment with the proper command or 25% off sale.