Symphonious7's BRUTAL Reviews

[Michael]

Hey, this isn't me asking for this guys crappy reviews. I just wanted to state: anyone who subscribes to me on Yt, I will 100% subscribe to you... So, give me a sub and I will re-sub.

Can you please only promote within your own promo threads in future, crappy is hijacking a someone elses good thread requesting subs in my opinion.

Symph would you kindly review the global accent tag my own parts and in general


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[ArtOrAut]

Man, I love this guy already.[DOUBLEPOST=1346871952,1346871892][/DOUBLEPOST]
I'm curious to see it. Like I said, you can make video game videos interesting, just you know, make them interesting haha. It's the watching someone play for 10 minutes I can't stand.

I'll admit I would have been curious as to what your review was for a thirty-three second video of a dinosaur and a beer. o_o;

 

[zebracloak]

I would like a BRUTAL review.

Hurt my feelings. Most people are afraid to give negative feedback. How else am I supposed to improve?

 

[Symph]

Tomorrow I'm gonna knock alot of these out, its my off day [DOUBLEPOST=1346917531,1346905206][/DOUBLEPOST]

Hey, this isn't me asking for this guys crappy reviews. I just wanted to state: anyone who subscribes to me on Yt, I will 100% subscribe to you... So, give me a sub and I will re-sub.

Welp, you're gettin one of my crappy reviews. You come into my thread, call my reviews crappy, then shout out that you'll sub for sub? hahahahaha Review accepted, that is more than enough to warrant your review, though "not requested" because gent, I didn't "request your shout out" nor your "insult to my reviews" in this thread.

So here's your review.

It's titled, "Funny Video" Awesome. I LOVE funny videos. Then I click on the video, I see the title "A Dinosaur in it's natural habitat" You even spelled "habitat" with two b's to let me know you meant BUSINESSS. Awesome! This is gonna be about dinosaurs, AND funny. I CAN'T WAIT!!!

*Watches video*

*Mulls it over*

I GET IT. Ok... so it's funny because umm.... ok I'm looking past the limited resources here, the toy dinosaur the beer etc, I'm going for the message here. Explain this to me. This seems to be saying (if it's so "funny") that "Even the dinosaurs got drunk" or "If dinosaurs knew how great getting drunk was, they'd be drunks too ha ha ha" or "I'm so drunk I don't know what the hell I'm uploading" something of that nature pick one pick two I bet you'll get a pick that's true. Anyway. Thanks for dropping by my thread. Next time you see "brutal reviews" with a LONG rules list at the beginning, and 27 PAGES of reviews, perhaps you should THINK, before coming in, calling the reviews (which 27 pages worth of people requested) crappy, and then shouting yourself out. Thanks for droppin by pal, hope you shape up and stick around [DOUBLEPOST=1346918262][/DOUBLEPOST]

Well I'm next in line if you like to give me a honest opinion on my last video, it is the one I have in my signature, thanks if you do it

Ok if you're really my next review. Please affirm for me you DO want my honest review, if you would like I'll just pm it to you.

 

[ArtOrAut]

Tomorrow I'm gonna knock alot of these out, its my off day [DOUBLEPOST=1346917531,1346905206][/DOUBLEPOST]
Welp, you're gettin one of my crappy reviews. You come into my thread, call my reviews crappy, then shout out that you'll sub for sub? hahahahaha Review accepted, that is more than enough to warrant your review, though "not requested" because gent, I didn't "request your shout out" nor your "insult to my reviews" in this thread.

So here's your review.

It's titled, "Funny Video" Awesome. I LOVE funny videos. Then I click on the video, I see the title "A Dinosaur in it's natural habitat" You even spelled "habitat" with two b's to let me know you meant BUSINESSS. Awesome! This is gonna be about dinosaurs, AND funny. I CAN'T WAIT!!!

*Watches video*

*Mulls it over*

I GET IT. Ok... so it's funny because umm.... ok I'm looking past the limited resources here, the toy dinosaur the beer etc, I'm going for the message here. Explain this to me. This seems to be saying (if it's so "funny") that "Even the dinosaurs got drunk" or "If dinosaurs knew how great getting drunk was, they'd be drunks too ha ha ha" or "I'm so drunk I don't know what the hell I'm uploading" something of that nature pick one pick two I bet you'll get a pick that's true. Anyway. Thanks for dropping by my thread. Next time you see "brutal reviews" with a LONG rules list at the beginning, and 27 PAGES of reviews, perhaps you should THINK, before coming in, calling the reviews (which 27 pages worth of people requested) crappy, and then shouting yourself out. Thanks for droppin by pal, hope you shape up and stick around

...now I just need to brace myself for my review. xD Meeps.

In all honesty, though I'm obviously not the reviewer here (and I'm sort of bored, wired on caffeine and watching Leverage on Netflix and want something to do, hope you don't mind Symph, this looks fun, x.X) the video's humor value might have had a wee bit more punch if the sequence introducing it had gone something along the lines of 'Why dinosaurs really went extinct.' Maybe really put heavy emphasis on that, going on about how new evidence had been discovered, yada yada, very solemn, because at least then there's the resulting imagery of dinosaurs dying out because a really bad binge kicked in.

Come on, you hear of how dinosaurs got trapped in tar pits and died... there MUST have been alcohol involved.

The video could even have used camera tricks, stop motion photogrophy, even very basic level stuff to show such dinosaurs meeting their end via really stupid stunts. "...h-hey, that T-Rexshh... not so tough... I can teke'im..." "Raplh, you don't have any spines. Or teeth. Or claws. Your long neck might snap under its own weight, for f**k's sake." "....pppssshhhh.... I'll jus'... headbutt 'im... lots...."

Not humor gold, true, but... least it's humor something. o.o

I was right. This was fun. xD I should take a crack at this sometime, when I'm not so obsessed with getting my channel off the ground.

 

[Symph]

...now I just need to brace myself for my review. xD Meeps.

In all honesty, though I'm obviously not the reviewer here (and I'm sort of bored, wired on caffeine and watching Leverage on Netflix and want something to do, hope you don't mind Symph, this looks fun, x.X) the video's humor value might have had a wee bit more punch if the sequence introducing it had gone something along the lines of 'Why dinosaurs really went extinct.' Maybe really put heavy emphasis on that, going on about how new evidence had been discovered, yada yada, very solemn, because at least then there's the resulting imagery of dinosaurs dying out because a really bad binge kicked in.

Come on, you hear of how dinosaurs got trapped in tar pits and died... there MUST have been alcohol involved.

The video could even have used camera tricks, stop motion photogrophy, even very basic level stuff to show such dinosaurs meeting their end via really stupid stunts. "...h-hey, that T-Rexshh... not so tough... I can teke'im..." "Raplh, you don't have any spines. Or teeth. Or claws. Your long neck might snap under its own weight, for f**k's sake." "....pppssshhhh.... I'll jus'... headbutt 'im... lots...."

Not humor gold, true, but... least it's humor something. o.o

I was right. This was fun. xD I should take a crack at this sometime, when I'm not so obsessed with getting my channel off the ground.

You know... this was a decent response. I would have really enjoyed a "I'm sorry I spammed your channel and said your reviews were crappy" but sure. Now here's the thing. You are NOT thinking of this from the audience perspective. Your audience is mean. Your audience is CRUEL. Your audience is bored in an INSTANT. Your audience wants CLEVER. Your audience wants PIZAZZ! And they want it on a moment by moment basis. if this is just funny to you? Awesome. Upload for your own enjoyment. Please don't monetize. And just show people you know! But if you want a career off youtube. Or want a "review" from a self proclaimed "brutal reviewer" please, don't insult him, and then shout yourself out in his review thread from now on k? Thanks, you're alright kid. lol[DOUBLEPOST=1346919594,1346918968][/DOUBLEPOST]

...now I just need to brace myself for my review. xD Meeps.

In all honesty, though I'm obviously not the reviewer here (and I'm sort of bored, wired on caffeine and watching Leverage on Netflix and want something to do, hope you don't mind Symph, this looks fun, x.X) the video's humor value might have had a wee bit more punch if the sequence introducing it had gone something along the lines of 'Why dinosaurs really went extinct.' Maybe really put heavy emphasis on that, going on about how new evidence had been discovered, yada yada, very solemn,

Come on, you hear of how dinosaurs got trapped in tar pits and died... there MUST have been alcohol involved.

Oh! I just got what you were saying, Ok, I see what you mean.

But you're dreaming of what this means to you, FAR. and I do mean FAR more than you're seeing what is on the screen. You're a dreamer. A really severe one. I am too. But you have to learn, like I did, that you need to realistically watch your stuff, not as a fan, but as an objective viewer. Your video got none of these ideas across. Your explanations are ideas that if pulled of could be funny. Your video was a toy dinosaur in front of a beer, a close up of the beer to make sure we didn't miss it, back the dinosaur and the beer, the premise that this is why they went extinct, and the supposed expectation we were gonna go "hahah YEAH, so true, it's beer..." I know a joke, so more like "we're headed that way too haha! that's the REAL reason they went extinct"

But no man. That's not how it comes across. This is YOUTUBE. If you want to make content people want to see, then you have to make contnet that from an objective opinion is entertaining on some level. Your video screams "I thought of amazing things in my mind and was so excited I just uploaded without any effort or thought" next time, think visual, audio, interesting, then plan, and upload something you know will work, gauge your audience's reaction, rework things, try again, this is the method.

 

[ArtOrAut]

You know... this was a decent response. I would have really enjoyed a "I'm sorry I spammed your channel and said your reviews were crappy" but sure. Now here's the thing. You are NOT thinking of this from the audience perspective. Your audience is mean. Your audience is CRUEL. Your audience is bored in an INSTANT. Your audience wants CLEVER. Your audience wants PIZAZZ! And they want it on a moment by moment basis. if this is just funny to you? Awesome. Upload for your own enjoyment. Please don't monetize. And just show people you know! But if you want a career off youtube. Or want a "review" from a self proclaimed "brutal reviewer" please, don't insult him, and then shout yourself out in his review thread from now on k? Thanks, you're alright kid. lol

Just to be really certain, are you addressing this to me now, or self-promotion lad? >_>;; Cause before mistaken identity kicks in, I'm not him. :O Not associated, no sir. Besides, I don't think your reviews are crappy... I just think they're intimidating as all hell; I saw this thread weeks ago, when I first joined, but realized that if I asked for a review, and it WAS negative, then that early on I might well throw up my hands, wail, and never set foot on Youtube again. I have some fans now, though, so I've got enough positive feedback and reinforcement from complete strangers to handle a little ego-bruising, should it come to that. I had actually considered presenting my video on flame wars, or the one on trolling, as I read a little bit of that looooong argument earlier in the thread. xD

...though I suspect my videos might be lacking on the pizazz front. x.X Maybe I should randomly throw up fireworks in the background, or hire a webcam model to pose provocatively. *ponders and steeples fingers in a Mastermind fashion*

Anyway, looking forward to my review. :3 Loose translation being I's IMPATIENT. D:[DOUBLEPOST=1346919965,1346919817][/DOUBLEPOST]....Symph, I'm not the one who uploaded the dinosaur video. << Or spammed the thread. >_>;;;

 

[Symph]

Just to be really certain, are you addressing this to me now, or self-promotion lad? >_>;; Cause before mistaken identity kicks in, I'm not him. :O Not associated, no sir. Besides, I don't think your reviews are crappy... I just think they're intimidating as all hell; I saw this thread weeks ago, when I first joined, but realized that if I asked for a review, and it WAS negative, then that early on I might well throw up my hands, wail, and never set foot on Youtube again. I have some fans now, though, so I've got enough positive feedback and reinforcement from complete strangers to handle a little ego-bruising, should it come to that. I had actually considered presenting my video on flame wars, or the one on trolling, as I read a little bit of that looooong argument earlier in the thread. xD

...though I suspect my videos might be lacking on the pizazz front. x.X Maybe I should randomly throw up fireworks in the background, or hire a webcam model to pose provocatively. *ponders and steeples fingers in a Mastermind fashion*

Anyway, looking forward to my review. :3 Loose translation being I's IMPATIENT. D:[DOUBLEPOST=1346919965,1346919817][/DOUBLEPOST]....Symph, I'm not the one who uploaded the dinosaur video. << Or spammed the thread. >_>;;;

Total mistaken identity, I thought that was the dude who said "I'm not asking for his crappy reviews" holy crap.... does that mean... omg... I'm so sorry... I... omg... I... I feel like an idiot... I am SO SORRY... SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SOOOOOOO SORRY..... wow... I just... I feel terrible...[DOUBLEPOST=1346920147][/DOUBLEPOST]I really... I really thought I had it right... I thought that.. I just.. I don't know how I got that impression... wow... I made fun of you, and you weren't the guy who made fun of me first... I... I'm so sorry... I just... god.. I feel like a monster

 

[ArtOrAut]

No worries, man... as far as I can tell, you were mostly mocking the dinosaur video, which I didn't make anyway, and completely agree that it was a load of rubbish. xD So no harm, no foul. No by, I've been sitting about waiting for a review, posted a request a page or two ago. Don't trouble yourself with it, mate, mistaken identity happens sometime, and unlike that other guy, I'm not a kid, so I'm not in the midst of an emotional crisis.

....though if you're feeling indebted, COULD always review the video I posted earlier in the thread. <_<

 

[Symph]

No worries, man... as far as I can tell, you were mostly mocking the dinosaur video, which I didn't make anyway, and completely agree that it was a load of rubbish. xD So no harm, no foul. No by, I've been sitting about waiting for a review, posted a request a page or two ago. Don't trouble yourself with it, mate, mistaken identity happens sometime, and unlike that other guy, I'm not a kid, so I'm not in the midst of an emotional crisis.

....though if you're feeling indebted, COULD always review the video I posted earlier in the thread. <_<

I'm a strange guy my friend, gotta be in the reviewing mindset, tomorrow I'm free all day, I think it's gonna be perfect for reviews...