Hello! I run a channel of positive/uplifting/soothing/comedic short story narrations and need someone to read a comedic Noir flash-fiction as part of a revitalisation of my channel. If you think you'd fit the bill, please respond to me by email at email@example.com, sending me a sound clip of the following story sample: "I lit a cigarette. Technically it should have been impossible because we were underwater, but I found a way. I'm Dolphin Jones, Undersea Investigator, and I'll do whatever it takes to get the job done. Show me a hoop and I'll jump through it. Hell, I'll do a flip." So, to qualify you need: - the ability to make a high-quality sound recording of your voice - to sound like a jaded, very experienced Private Investigator. - to be able to provide me with the recording within two weeks from the time I give you the go-ahead after hearing your sound sample. The whole story's about 500 words long. Thanks!