1.Make LOTS of Videos. Spamming the hell out of YouTube is a great way to increase the likelihood that someone will stumble over your work and then end up on your channel page, mindlessly subscribing to your channel and becoming your fame minion.
2.Use hypnosis in your videos to try and convince people to subscribe to your channel, mail your link to all their friends, and embed your videos in their blog. Being famous anywhere is as much about mind control as it is about anything.
3.Respond to famous people’s videos with an annoyingly hilarious video of your own. Steal their veiwership and the love of their fans. This is a great way to get subscribers who will stumble into your masses of videos, figure that you must be famous already, and join up immediately so as not to be totally uncool when you get your big break.
4.Spread yourself around. Make sure people know who you are, and make sure they know where to find you. Put links in every damned place you can imagine. If you work in a coffee shop, scribble the link on the napkins, on the cups, on your managers forehead. You have to be aggressive if you really want to get ahead in this world.
5.Make your movies awesome. There are two ways to make your videos awesome, and those are to either hurt yourself whilst making them, or find semi naked girls to be in them. Semi naked girls are the way of the world, and are a cheap and moral free way of raising your status.
