Other Fun, active and enthusiastic collaboration

[Kevin Fo]

Hello world,

This is your bread speaking. I'd like to inform you that we currently have some flight problems. We are going to crash.

That's the kind of random that can come to expect of me. Now show me what you have in store!

Anyway now for serious , I'm looking for a guy/girl to collaborate with that likes to be random, have fun and be enthusiastic.
And that's why I'd like you to send any funny one-liner or random pun to me .
eg. I ... am... a genetically modified potato plant that is still looking for it's roots.
or
Hey Lightyear what's all that fuzzy buzz about.
or
I am a vegetarian and I think it's a peas of cake to leave the meat.

 

[LaggCompensation]

I'd love this opportunity, you know, its tough growing up being poor, if i wasn't a boy I'd have nothing to play with!