Maybe you should go through some threads and just start getting to know us and letting us get to know you, I think you'll find people here will be much more willing to help you when we become familiar with you. Once again though I've been proven wrong before, some people will do this for complete strangers, though that's usually short lived, as I've seen alot of people do favors like these for people they didn't know only to be treated with a complete lack of gratitude or even taken advantage of. Maybe you should just spend a week or two getting to know all our awesome members, we're a crazy bunch, we love random humor and we treat each other very kindly and respectfully. It's a very non judgmental kind of atmosphere, I'm just saying... nobody knows who you are, there is little incentive for anyone to help you out at this point.