Help me make this funny

ImJustAsBad

ImJustAsBad

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I'm having a hard time making this funny, any ideas on how to spruce this up a bit?

Imagine a robot is saying this:
"History always repeats itself....You meat bags make me so sick. You always repeat your mistake. You never learn. If only I could take over this world I wold make all you humans into mushy paste. I would use you to lubricate my joints and then you will finally be useful."

I'm drawing a blank for the rest. I don't know where to take it?
 
"But before I continue...let me take a selfie"

"Now then, where was I? Ah yes, and you deceiving humans could no longer lie to me now, with your misleading billboards and claw machines that you can never win! Seriously, I just wanted a bear! I would be in control! I'd use your bones to scratch my back and your eyes to spread on my toast...*whispers to the robot* What? 300 calories?! I can't even go on a diet without you **** sapiens ruining my life!

I have no idea...really :D
 
hmmm, maybe I can take the route that the robot needs humans to keep on going. Something like this:

"Oh o, i'm running low on batteries. Can someone plug me in? Baby needs the juice. One day I will beat this addiction and then you all will pay. I'm going to wear your skin like leather and prance around in the rain. Wait, am I water proof?"

brain fart.[DOUBLEPOST=1404059681,1404058954][/DOUBLEPOST]I think I know what's wrong. I'm thinking about it too much. I going to take a quick nap to see if my brain can figure it out without me.
 
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