FantasyGamerX
'Cause Grades.
SO I'm making a video on corny jokes right about *checks watch* NOW! SO put yo jokes (as many as you want) down below. Ready? GO!
Corny Jokes, GO!
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BunnyoftheSea
Yttalk's Vanguard
Can they be pickup lines?
Munchito696
I Love YTtalk
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!
Why did the fish get in trouble for his report card? All of his grades were under "sea"!
What do you call a hot duck? A fire-quacker!
A tornado swept through a Mexican community and made one house land on the other.... What did the bottom house say? "Get off me Holmes!"
Why did the fish get in trouble for his report card? All of his grades were under "sea"!
What do you call a hot duck? A fire-quacker!
A tornado swept through a Mexican community and made one house land on the other.... What did the bottom house say? "Get off me Holmes!"
FantasyGamerX
'Cause Grades.
As long as they're corny
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HAHAH GREAT!
Dgamewiz
Gaming Wizard
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
A: Frostbite.
Q: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!
Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
FantasyGamerX
'Cause Grades.
BWAHAHHAHA More great ones!
Munchito696
I Love YTtalk
As long as they're corny
HAHAH GREAT!
A frog gets a flat tire in its frog car, what do you call it? "Towed"!
two cannibals are eating a clown; one looks at the other suddenly and asks "hey, does this taste funny to you?"
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died!
What did the father skeleton say to the skeleton family before dinner? "Bone" appetite!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? It didn't have the guts!
What do you call a legless and armless man nailed to the wall? "Art"
Have you heard of the two gay Irish guys? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick? They are a perfect match.
FantasyGamerX
'Cause Grades.
I am cracking up right now xD
Munchito696
I Love YTtalk
Impressive, I thought I've heard them all but all 4 were new to me! I will follow this thread until the end of time! You can never have enough dumb jokes[DOUBLEPOST=1371858678,1371858626][/DOUBLEPOST]
You need to get a canned laughter noise and a joke drum roll thing to add after each joke. I want to see this when it comes out!