Cheryl's c**k Police Teddy Bear

PartAndroid

Bad Jokes... Really...
PURGATORY 12, brought to you by airline pilots. Because a safe flight is overrated. And so is autopilot.

So I hate the X Factor. I hate Cheryl, I hate Simon, I hate the bird out of the Spice Girls and I hate that annoying little Irish fella who used to managed cover bands such as Westlife or whatever. So whenever an X Factor headline unfortunately finds it's way into my midst, it will find me sitting there, with a huge great big grin on my face. And me and Jeffrey the Puma will dine on it.
That being said, if I had the knackers to go on X Factor and screech like I did there, which kind of hurt my deep, sexy man voice, I more than likely would.
How I've made 12 episodes of this crap I'll never know.
Enjoy!

 
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