criticize me

I only have two subscribers and I'm afraid my friend doesn't want to hurt my feelings, but I need some (constructive) criticism, so if you don't have anything to do or are just bored, your criticisms are welcome. I'm looking on getting an intro soon, and working on getting an actual profile...

I've been doing youtube for almost two years. I'm not growing as fast as I would like, and my subscribers are very inactive. Of course I am grateful for what I do have, and I know I shouldn't worry about numbers. However, I would appreciate some constructive criticism to help me create better...