What voice would Toilet Paper have?

[SteriousFilms]

I know it sound like a stupid question, but in my next video I have talking toilet paper in it, so it's a legit question for you guys.
What would you imagine toilet paper would sound like if it could talk?

 

[Michael]

I can imagine a chirpy and happy sounding voice for toilet roll but at the same time I could imagine it working well with a grumpy voice, after all he is constantly used over and over with no thanks

 

[SteriousFilms]

I can imagine a chirpy and happy sounding voice for toilet roll but at the same time I could imagine it working well with a grumpy voice, after all he is constantly used over and over with no thanks

The accuracy of what you said is stunning, you almost have all my video figured out already! ahaha

 

[ViciousCritic]

I think it would depend on the characteristics of the toilet paper. If it's soft and smooth, it should have a voice to match. If it's that thin worthless stuff you find in public bathrooms, then it should sound scratchy.