How did you feel when you saw you'd reached 250 subscribers?
What's your goal moving forward?
Whats the best Fifa goal you've ever scored?
Excited for Wrestlemania?
You're walking home at night, and you notice someone following you.
- a strange man with an impressive anime-worthy mustache.
You feel you have three choices:
1) Turn around and ask the mustache, I mean, the man; if he's been following you around.
2)Speed Up so You can reach the nearest Ice Cream Parlour, so you can offer him an Ice Cream, whilst discretely trying to cipher out if he's your secret Stalker.
3) Stop Suddenly, Jump-Flip around and feign a highly believable "I'm SO batshit CRAZY, you better not be stalking me" act, screaming, eyes popping and waiving your arms and legs accordingly.
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