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I've Got It
I have an idea for a new video.
Begins intensely with people freaking out about a zombie apocalypse.
A news reporter tells people about the signs of the virus (brain deadness, drooling, ignorance of authority etc...)
The reporter says that the most vulnerable victims are children between the ages of 8-12, which is why it is hard to distinguish the zombies from the average gamer (punch line).
The gamers are indistinguishable from zombies, and experts are trying to imitate the basement-dwellers.
"Stand-by for a message from the president"
Along the lines of: "uh... the apocalypse is... uh... obviously scary, but... uh... we've got things under control, we understand now that this is all just due to the cheeto shortage, there are no real zombies"
Of course this is a beginning-stage idea, but what do you think?
Is it:
Funny
Original
Interesting
Thanks! And here is the script so far:
*2050*
(From first person perspective someone runs away from a zombie, loses the zombie then comes across a TV)
Reporter 1: Chaos has ensued! Our local sports team has lost!
Reporter 2: And now for our secondary story, the so called “global zombie apocalypse”. What do you think?
Reporter 1: It is insane, our thoughts go out to the victims.
Reporter 2: They surely do. And for those who have survived our expert is gonna give you a guide to identifying a zombie.
Expert: To spot a zombie you must understand what it looks like. They are generally brain dead, they drool constantly, umm they are usually found in darkness, they have horrible hygiene, and they seem to ignore yet take advantage of authority.
Reporter 2: Now we can begin to understand why these things are so dangerous, they remind me of teenagers.
Reporter 1: Yup. And now we move on to our next ill qualified expert… wait… umm, we’ve got an incoming message from the government… There we go, the president is going to make a few comments, take it away (smiles).
President: The apocalypse is obviously scary, but we've recently got things under control because we now understand more about the zombies themselves. And I know you will all be relieved when I tell you that the zombies are not actually zombies. This conclusion was made because of the statistics analyzed by our researchers. They found that over 90% of the “zombie” population consisted of obscene 8-12 year olds. Furthermore, we found that they usually originate in the basements of their ignored parent’s homes. That is right, we are dealing with gamers, not zombies. This brings up many more dangerous issues, but we think we know what to do. This whole thing started with the highly publicized cheeto shortage, so we will be massively mass producing those. We found that there was less aggression for gamers who had over 30% cheetos in their diet. Of course, there might never be a true cure, but we must tolerate them for our own safety.
(First Person turns away and says): At least they’re not youtubers.
Begins intensely with people freaking out about a zombie apocalypse.
A news reporter tells people about the signs of the virus (brain deadness, drooling, ignorance of authority etc...)
The reporter says that the most vulnerable victims are children between the ages of 8-12, which is why it is hard to distinguish the zombies from the average gamer (punch line).
The gamers are indistinguishable from zombies, and experts are trying to imitate the basement-dwellers.
"Stand-by for a message from the president"
Along the lines of: "uh... the apocalypse is... uh... obviously scary, but... uh... we've got things under control, we understand now that this is all just due to the cheeto shortage, there are no real zombies"
Of course this is a beginning-stage idea, but what do you think?
Is it:
Funny
Original
Interesting
Thanks! And here is the script so far:
*2050*
(From first person perspective someone runs away from a zombie, loses the zombie then comes across a TV)
Reporter 1: Chaos has ensued! Our local sports team has lost!
Reporter 2: And now for our secondary story, the so called “global zombie apocalypse”. What do you think?
Reporter 1: It is insane, our thoughts go out to the victims.
Reporter 2: They surely do. And for those who have survived our expert is gonna give you a guide to identifying a zombie.
Expert: To spot a zombie you must understand what it looks like. They are generally brain dead, they drool constantly, umm they are usually found in darkness, they have horrible hygiene, and they seem to ignore yet take advantage of authority.
Reporter 2: Now we can begin to understand why these things are so dangerous, they remind me of teenagers.
Reporter 1: Yup. And now we move on to our next ill qualified expert… wait… umm, we’ve got an incoming message from the government… There we go, the president is going to make a few comments, take it away (smiles).
President: The apocalypse is obviously scary, but we've recently got things under control because we now understand more about the zombies themselves. And I know you will all be relieved when I tell you that the zombies are not actually zombies. This conclusion was made because of the statistics analyzed by our researchers. They found that over 90% of the “zombie” population consisted of obscene 8-12 year olds. Furthermore, we found that they usually originate in the basements of their ignored parent’s homes. That is right, we are dealing with gamers, not zombies. This brings up many more dangerous issues, but we think we know what to do. This whole thing started with the highly publicized cheeto shortage, so we will be massively mass producing those. We found that there was less aggression for gamers who had over 30% cheetos in their diet. Of course, there might never be a true cure, but we must tolerate them for our own safety.
(First Person turns away and says): At least they’re not youtubers.
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That honestly sounds hilarious.
