*digs into thoughts*
white guys meets bird. the bird is the pet of a dog. the dog can talk. the bird cannot talk. the bird can transform into meg from family guy. people laugh at meg...*digs deeper into thoughts* the white guy kidnaps them both and throws them into an illegal fighting ring. meg dies. the dog and the white guy become best friends. the dog always has girls coming over at night. he sleeps in the white guys bedroom and sleeps in his bed. they have 3somes..
ok this is getting way too weird